Saturday, 2 February 2013

01



1)  Voda voda song remake:-
      padika padika padika neram pogala,
      page ah thirupa thirupa syllabus mudiyala....
      poga poga poga onnum puriyala,
      aga motham onnum velangala....
      free ah suthumbothu padikavillaye,
      padicha questionum ipa puriyavillaye....
     kaila book iruku moodu illaye,
     exam full ah intha thollaiye....
     ulagame speed ah padichu poguthu,
     en booku matum kavunthu thoonguthu...
     ella padipum enna kindal panuthu,
     arriar exam confirm aagudhu.



2)  Elephant & mouse got love marriage. next day elephant died..!
      Mouse told oh Anbe oru nall kadhalukaga ayusu fulla kuli thonda vachutiye


3) Urakkam Illamal
    Suthukiraen.. Nee
    Nimmathiyaaga
    Uranga Vendum
    Endru..
    By
    ?USHA FAN?
    Nangalum summa
    Suthi suthi
    Yosipomlla?



4) Daily kalaila intha "MANDHIRATHAI" kovilku poi sonna seekiram neenga
    panakaran agidalam sollunga paarppom..
    "Ayya Dharmam pannunga samy.




5) LOVERS JOKE:
    GIRL: nama 2 perum modhiram mathikalama?
    BOY: vendam!
    GIRL: yen?
    BOY: un modhiram 2gram
    En modhiram 8 gram(yaar kitta attaya podura).



6) Lady: Hello..ithu customer care thane?
    Cus care: Yes, sollunnga madam enna problem?
    Lady: En 5yr old son sim card'a vilungitan. Athula Rs.95 bclance irinthathu.
    Cus care: Ok sollunga..
    Lady: Avan pesumbothu kasu poguma?
    Cus care:?????? smile pls. . .



7) Pasanga love sonna, sila ponnuga seruppa kalatranga.
     yean theriuma?
    Pasanga manasu "kovil" mathiri.
   ulla pokum pothu seruppa
   kalatti than aganum....




8) Lady: Hello..ithu customer care thane?
    Cus care: Yes, sollunnga madam enna problem?
    Lady: En 5yr old son sim card'a vilungitan. Athula Rs.95 balance iruthathu
   Cus care : ok sollunga...........
   Lady : avan pesum bothu balance pokuma?
   Cus care : ?!?!?!?!



9) Arya:-
    Machi "Poli" doctor nu therinjum,
    yen da andha clinic ku pona.?
    santhanam-
   Doctor poliya irundhalum,,,
   Nurse "jaaliyaa" Pesura machi..,,,.




10) Two Erumbu are classmates.
       One is a regular student,
       but
       another one is a regular absent.
      Why?
       Because that was a 'cut'erumbu.
       No no dont cry.
       Good nit:-)